"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm."

- Anita Krizzan (via quotethat)
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belowtheprecipice:

cosmographia:

thepap64experience:

Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands

I yell this to anybody who misses in anything. 

a body count… in the thousands

(Source: garfizzle)

setthestageonfire:

So my family got a skeleton for halloween

yourtrashgold:

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

in soviet russia country fight for you

(Source: realnaveen)

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joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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txmagotchi:

dude we were watching an 1990 version of sherlock holmes today in class and the teacher goes ‘ur task is to write an essay on the tension when sherlock and watson are alone in the room together’ and johnlock + sexual tension immediately came to mind so i smiled and later on this kid comes up to me and was like ‘when the teacher mentioned sherlock and watson in the room together i looked at you and saw ur yaoi face’

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